Seems like everywhere you look, Monday looms ahead like a 20 foot tall gravestone with your weekend buried six feet under. In these, the darkest of hours, you feel a watchful presence. Shop Ride is here, Shop Ride is watching, and Shop Ride is prepared to make Monday seem as distant as the Siberian steppe. A DANK BIKE (ride), maybe not the hero your weekend needs, but the hero it deserves. BUUUAAAAAAAMMMM BOOOOOOOAAAAAAMMMM
The image might be a stock photo, but this will be no stock ride! This is a custom, made-to-order, bicycle ride. It will feature dirt, wheels, and people. This is an all-inclusive ride, so all are welcome. Except for robots and your evil twin. We have a strict no evil twin policy. Any evil twins will be reported to the police. Also, beers afterward at Mother Road Brewing, first round is on us! See you and not your evil twin there!
Guess what? There's a shop ride this Sunday. You know what else? It'll be a honest-to-goodness, down-to-earth, no-bones-about-it good time. We'll depart from the shop, tool around for a while, and return for beers at @[103841069683649:274:Mother Road Beer]. Won't you join us?